ded_n_berried pitchers of stuff

images of stray thoughts, jokes, or fancied things

twitter.com/ded_n_berried:

    Are you always certain which one [clone] you’re dealing with?

    (Source: fuckyesorphanblack, via fuckyesorphanblack)

    — 6 days ago with 1330 notes
    #I feel ya Felix  #orphan black  #april 19 hurry the fuck up! 
    arrestedwesteros:

Michael: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
For British Eyes Only - 3x02
submission by underscorex

    arrestedwesteros:

    Michael: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

    For British Eyes Only - 3x02

    submission by underscorex

    — 6 days ago with 1278 notes
    #game of thrones  #sandor clegane  #give him all the chickens  #arrested westeros 
    thebrockway:

brentbs:

dolola:

Too ridiculous

Too ridiculously awesome.

This is what art should be.

    thebrockway:

    brentbs:

    dolola:

    Too ridiculous

    Too ridiculously awesome.

    This is what art should be.

    (Source: baconbroderick, via cracked)

    — 3 weeks ago with 578111 notes
    #how do you solve a problem like maria  #with a sub machine gun obvs 
    vicemag:

Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Has Died – Fuck That Guy
So, Fred Phelps has gone to live with the big fag-hater in the sky. America mourns. The rainbow flags are fluttering at half mast. Really, you can’t overestimate how cut up the nation is. Who, for example, is left to piss all over the country’s dead soldiers? It’s a responsibility everyone will have to shoulder together.
Saddest of all, the big ol’ flirt ended his days estranged from even the two dozen people he’d made it his life’s work to keep tame and mute. Excommunicated from his church and emotionally exiled from 99.9 percent of the human race, Fred Phelps died as alone as it is possible for a man to be. Pity him for his grim motiveless anger, but let’s at least remember him as he would have wanted us to: as a psychotic, sadistic life-wrecker and overall pretty bad egg. He certainly didn’t want your pity, as the following catalog of ugh will show.
Continue reading about how terrible Fred Phelps was

    vicemag:

    Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Has Died – Fuck That Guy

    So, Fred Phelps has gone to live with the big fag-hater in the sky. America mourns. The rainbow flags are fluttering at half mast. Really, you can’t overestimate how cut up the nation is. Who, for example, is left to piss all over the country’s dead soldiers? It’s a responsibility everyone will have to shoulder together.

    Saddest of all, the big ol’ flirt ended his days estranged from even the two dozen people he’d made it his life’s work to keep tame and mute. Excommunicated from his church and emotionally exiled from 99.9 percent of the human race, Fred Phelps died as alone as it is possible for a man to be. Pity him for his grim motiveless anger, but let’s at least remember him as he would have wanted us to: as a psychotic, sadistic life-wrecker and overall pretty bad egg. He certainly didn’t want your pity, as the following catalog of ugh will show.

    Continue reading about how terrible Fred Phelps was

    — 3 weeks ago with 947 notes
    #Fred Phelps  #adios mofo 
    politico:

When the Kochs gave to the Dems…http://politi.co/1fGn4In

The rest got towels or VHS players.

    politico:

    When the Kochs gave to the Dems…http://politi.co/1fGn4In

    The rest got towels or VHS players.

    — 4 weeks ago with 28 notes
    #koch brothers  #scrooged 

    fastcompany:

    Warby Parker’s New Store Delivers Your Glasses Via Pneumatic Tube

    Much like Warby Parker’s flagship SoHo store, its new Upper East Side location has the feel of a luxurious, smartly curated book lover’s den. You can browse frames, get an eye exam, or flip through books from independent presses and magazines geared toward the smart set like n 1 and The Paris Review. The new twist? Your glasses will now be delivered to you via the old-timey magic of pneumatic tubes.

    "Pneumatic tubes were fun, and the most effective way to do it. Sometimes you don’t need the newest technology to create the best customer experience."

    More> Fast Company

    — 4 weeks ago with 63 notes
    #pneumatic tubes  #the only reason I ever go to my bank drive-thru 
    flavorpill:

10 years later, ‘Eternal Sunshine’s Clementine is still proof that not all quirky female characters are Manic Pixie Dream Girls 
‘Eternal Sunshine’ Destroyed the Manic Pixie Dream Girl Stereotype Before It Even Existed

    flavorpill:

    10 years later, ‘Eternal Sunshine’s Clementine is still proof that not all quirky female characters are Manic Pixie Dream Girls 

    ‘Eternal Sunshine’ Destroyed the Manic Pixie Dream Girl Stereotype Before It Even Existed

    — 4 weeks ago with 352 notes
    #just watched this last weekend  #still an excellent flick  #still pummels my heart 
    "Medicare provides penis pumps at a cost of $360 a piece, which has never been debated once. Not once. Never."
    — 1 month ago with 910 notes
    #healthcare inequality  #$360? Seriously?  #and I have to argue with my provider for lady parts tests?  #bullshit 
    flavorpill:


“The idea of True Detective being anti-Christian, or even anti-religious, misses a much deeper point. I think the lesson is that our lives have no meaning beyond what we ourselves give them, and if we do that by believing a whole lot of extra-dimensional mumbo-jumbo, we’re cheating no one but ourselves.”

Rust Cohle, Jesus, and God: What ‘True Detective’ Is Really Saying About Religion

    flavorpill:

    The idea of True Detective being anti-Christian, or even anti-religious, misses a much deeper point. I think the lesson is that our lives have no meaning beyond what we ourselves give them, and if we do that by believing a whole lot of extra-dimensional mumbo-jumbo, we’re cheating no one but ourselves.”

    Rust Cohle, Jesus, and God: What ‘True Detective’ Is Really Saying About Religion

    — 1 month ago with 62 notes
    #true detective  #existentialist cops are my jam