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    On Queen Latifah this morning, Kristen Bell spoke for my nation regarding the celeb pics hacked from the cloud:

"Of course I want to see Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs! And if she wants to show ‘em to me one day, great! Great boobs! But if she’s not willing, why on earth would I want to violate another person and look at their private photos? To me it just feels really kinda classless."

    On Queen Latifah this morning, Kristen Bell spoke for my nation regarding the celeb pics hacked from the cloud:

    "Of course I want to see Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs! And if she wants to show ‘em to me one day, great! Great boobs! But if she’s not willing, why on earth would I want to violate another person and look at their private photos? To me it just feels really kinda classless."

    — 13 hours ago with 28 notes
    #kristen bell  #jennifer lawrence  #k-bell is swell  #queen latifah 
    cheesenotes:

Remember that time you said “burgers are great, but I wish the bun, the cheese and the sauce were the color of asphalt”? Well, your prayers have been answered! In Japan at least. Via independent.co.uk: 


Burger King releases black burger with ‘bamboo charcoal cheese and squid ink sauce’ in Japan

Burger King in Japan is taking bizarre fast food to new heights with black cheeseburgers complete with black buns, black cheese and black sauce.
The chain started the Premium Kuro Burger (kuro means “black”) in 2012, colouring the bread with bamboo charcoal and adding squid ink to the ketchup.
Last year it evolved to the Kuro Ninja, which had all the above with a slice of bacon for a tongue, and now Burger King is on the third generation.
Apparently Japanese customers quite liked the bamboo charcoal, so it is now in the cheese slices as well, along with beef burgers made with black pepper, an onion and garlic sauce with squid ink and the black bread.

    cheesenotes:

    Remember that time you said “burgers are great, but I wish the bun, the cheese and the sauce were the color of asphalt”? Well, your prayers have been answered! In Japan at least. Via independent.co.uk

    Burger King releases black burger with ‘bamboo charcoal cheese and squid ink sauce’ in Japan

    Burger King in Japan is taking bizarre fast food to new heights with black cheeseburgers complete with black buns, black cheese and black sauce.

    The chain started the Premium Kuro Burger (kuro means “black”) in 2012, colouring the bread with bamboo charcoal and adding squid ink to the ketchup.

    Last year it evolved to the Kuro Ninja, which had all the above with a slice of bacon for a tongue, and now Burger King is on the third generation.

    Apparently Japanese customers quite liked the bamboo charcoal, so it is now in the cheese slices as well, along with beef burgers made with black pepper, an onion and garlic sauce with squid ink and the black bread.

    — 1 week ago with 206 notes
    #I am simultaneously hungry and repelled  #I can has conflicted feels about cheezburger? 

    You’re dancing against the truck right now. You’ve gotta dance with it, girl.

    (Source: braedenss)

    — 1 week ago with 4544 notes
    #dance with the truck  #is my new motto  #broad city  #ilana glazer 
    "For the guys who signed up for ISIS—including, especially, the masked man with the English accent who wielded the knife—killing is the real point of being there."
    Dexter Filkins on the murder of Steven Sotloff. (via newyorker)

    (Source: newyorker.com, via newyorker)

    — 2 weeks ago with 525 notes
    #isis militants are criminals  #bunch of psychotic murderers and thieves  #fuck isis 

    loshka:

    Alana Bloom of Many Dresses! Beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! 

    — 2 weeks ago with 658 notes
    #nbc hannibal  #kickass fanart  #Alana Bloom